新年第一篇和大家分享一些英文中的excoriations, imprecations, maledictions, pejoratives, vitriol and vulgarities... 在忍无可忍、不爽的时候把它们祭出来。

1. 想说：禽兽不如！

• He's worse than an animal. 他禽兽不如。

• That animal should get the death penalty! 那个畜生应判死刑。

• He's a sex beast. 他是个色魔。

2. 想说：人渣、败类

• scum, scumbag

scum和scumbag都表示“dishonest, unkind, unpleasant person”。注意scum这个词既可以是可数名词也可以是不可数，所以我们可以说：

• He's scum. 
  

• He's a scum/scumbag.

类似的词还有: bastard, ass, asshole

3. 想说: 一无是处 

• loser, good-for-nothing, piece of shit

Mrs. Potter was Mrs. Dursley's sister, but they hadn't met for several years; in fact, Mrs. Dursley pretended she didn't have a sister, because her sister and her good-for-nothing husband were as unDursleyish as it was possible to be.

4. 想说：傻X

“傻x”强调的是“傻”，它的直译是"silly cunt"。牛津出版的Oxford Dictionary of Modern Slang在“cunt”词条的例句是："What d'you think you're doing, you silly cunt?" the driver shouts at her.

除此之外我总结了几个常用的，和“傻x”意思相近的几个词。建议查过音标后在无人的地方有感情地反复操练。

• idiot，moron，dimwit, dick, retard, dumb fuck, douche（注意发音）, douchebag

• bonehead, butthead, cunthead, fuckhead, motherfucker, cocksucker

5. 想说：去你🐎的

用这几个表达的时候注意语气。“去你🐎的”的一般在两个场景中使用：一个是别人对我们做了一些很过分的事情，我们非常生气，这时候眼神要坚毅语气要不客气；一个是用于朋友之间开玩笑，这时候嘴角要上扬，语气温柔一些。

• Fuck you! 或者Screw you!

• Kiss my ass!

• Get out of here!

6. 有人插队时，想说：脸皮真厚啊

• The nerve!

• What nerve!

7. 想说：你个大嘴巴！

• You are a big mouth!

• You and your big mouth!

8. 受到骚扰时，想说：滚开

• Fuck off!

• Buzz off!

• Get lost!

• Get outta my face!

9. 生活中总有些有趣的人, 他们是:

• 一毛不拔的人 cheapskate, skinflint

• 吹牛不打草稿的人 bullshit artist

• 漂亮的愚蠢妞 bimbo, birdbrain
  

• 拍马屁的人 ass-kisser 

• 自作聪明的人 smart-ass

参考资料：电影Whiplash，《新少林五祖》；书籍《戏说英语粗话》。推荐阅读：为什么我们需要了解一下英文中的脏话？