You know what they say on the outside, first day of prison, they say pick out the biggest, baddest, meanest looking convict in the courtyard and fuck him up. That way, the other prisoners know not to fuck with you. I wish people would stop beating me up on their first day of prison. Yeah, I know I’’m big, I look bad and mean, but I’m here for mail fraud, dude! I don’t even know how to fight! I only got this big because I’m a stress eater. Mama says the only thing bigger than my stomach is my heart. It’s gotten so bad, even the Aryan Brotherhood is stepping in to break up my ass kickings. If you could play this video for the new convicts, it’s really help me out. Please don’t hurt me. I really can’t take it anymore. My hands shake so bad, it’s getting harder to knit. I’m making scarves for all the new inmates. How you gonna beat up a man gifting you handmade seasonal accessories?
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1. convict [kənˈvɪkt , ˈkɑːnvɪkt] v.定罪;宣判…有罪 n.已决犯;服刑囚犯con 加强 + vict 征服，克服 → 把对方彻底征服 → 证明〔对方〕有罪In 1977 he was convicted of murder and sentenced to life imprisonment...1977年，他被判谋杀罪名成立，判处终身监禁。2. fraud [frɔːd] n.欺诈罪;欺骗罪;骗子;行骗的人;伪劣品;冒牌货She was charged with credit card fraud.她被控告信用卡欺骗罪。3. Aryan [ˈeriən] n.雅利安人(公元前1 500年前后到南亚);讲印欧系语言的人;属于雅利安人种的人(尤指德国纳粹党认为的非犹太民族白种人) adj.雅利安人的He believed that this ancient Aryan sign brought prosperity and victory.他相信这个古代雅利安人的符号带来繁荣和胜利。4. scarf [skɑːrf] n.围巾;披巾;头巾 v.披嵌接;用围巾围a woollen/silk scarf羊毛 / 丝绸围巾5. inmate [ˈɪnmeɪt] n.(监狱或精神病院等处)同住者;同狱犯人;同病房者in 在内 + mate 伴侣 → 在一起的伴侣 → 同院病人，同狱犯人He learned this song as an inmate at a Texas prison.他在得克萨斯监狱服刑时学会了这首歌。6. accessory [əkˈsesəri] n.附件;配件;附属物;(衣服的)配饰;从犯;同谋;帮凶 adj.辅助的;副的access接近 + ory 名词后缀 → 接近主体的 → 附属的access [ˈækses] n.通道;通路;入径;(使用或见到的)机会，权利 v.访问，存取(计算机文件);到达;进入;使用ac 加强 + cess 行走，前进 → 一再向前走 → 接近a range of furnishings and accessories for the home各种各样的家居装饰物及配件He was charged with being an accessory to murder.他被控为谋杀罪的从犯。